Xerxes II2
Do you know why the scarecrow won an award?
He was outstanding in his field!

Charlemagne3
What does a dog and a cellphone have in common?
Both have Collar ID

Henry VIII4
What's a dog's favorite instrument?
A Trom-bone!

Ivan the Terrible5
What concert costs just 45 cents?
50 Cent featuring Nickelback!
